I often think of funny little things that make me laugh. I tried to tell my mom one of those little funnies today and she said it was best for me to just keep them to myself.
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1 WEEKLY PARENT’S CHALLENGE
June is National Camping Month–so head outdoors and go camping! Get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life (work, chores, television, cell phones, internet) and embrace the outdoors. There is so much to see and do….watch the sun set, star gaze, identify different sounds, toast marshmallows, roast hot dogs, tell stories or listen to music around the campfire, prepare a feast, and simply enjoy each other’s company.
I was just talking to Carson about us camping soon!
I can’t leave the room for a minute or I come back to stuff like this. I have to be careful with this one. He is 100% wild!
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4One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
im dying
Omg this is all kinds of perfect with my brother being in love with The Lion King. Weird, but perfect.
(via 0nalim)
2 days ago - 3
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Carson helping Paisley open the gift he got for her.
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Carson and his best friend Paisley
2 days ago - 1
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These are all single socks. Where do all of the socks go? I put matches on their feet, but matches do not come out if the dryer.
3 days ago - 2
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Carson won!
3 days ago - 3
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I hate school pictures. They look stupid and fake. Owen has tears pooled in his eyes. I hate pretty much everything that is going on here. #ofcourseillgetthemagainnexttime
3 days ago - 3
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He is been carrying this one book everywhere and now he’s dragging the chair around with him. He is so silly.
3 days ago - 4
4Oh man, I’m worried I have made a poor decision.
I feel like I thought this out thoroughly but maybe it’s difficult to make solid decisions when the things you’re deciding on are unstable things. I was pretty sure it was a solid structure, but maybe I couldn’t see the termites in walls.
5 days ago - 1
1 It’s going to be an interesting summer!
Old friend from school and new location for our favorite place!
Mud run in exactly 4 months
PLL, TB, and Dex! Creepers unite!
Finally situated at my new office.
And something big has happened :)
6 days ago - 1
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